Saturday, 29 September 2012
Following a presentation to the UN from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu where he attempted to solicit an unprovoked war on Iran using a picture of a cartoon bomb, the Agency said it had no choice but to downgrade Earth’s Rationality Rating to one above “Lobotomized”.
“We’ve been holding off for a while”, said a representitive, “we let them off the first few stupid wars while their society matured, hoping that they would learn from their mistakes.”
“Yet they still tolerate such buffoonery from their most influential global organisation. We’re just so disappointed.”
The downgrade is likely to cause frustrated sighs and slow shaking of heads across the galaxy.